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[SepulTeraHead]

Някой го беше постнал на форума на Machine Head:

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work
and hearing this.
Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM
morning show in Chicago.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The
game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and
ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the
contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet
highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of
their
partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner
answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago made the City
of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly
the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, heres how it all went down:
DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard
of Mate Match?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know were giving away a trip to Orlando,
Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, shes at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for
a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous
hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold,
get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."
3 minutes of commercials follow.
DJ: "Okay audience, lets call Sarah, shall we?" (touch tones.....ringing..)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on
the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours
now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows
not to give any answers away or youll lose. Sooooooo... do
you know the rules of Mate Match?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely
honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions,
Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of
you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea
World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to
work."
DJ:"What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to
protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You
are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
Sarah: "Up the arse....."
After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to
take a station break

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[Sw1tched]

i kwo polu4ili li sa nagradata

[Warrior Of Ice]

Аз ако бях DJ-ят, веднага бих ги наградил!

[SepulTeraHead]

Ами не знам да ли са ги наградили. Само това беше постнато

[alpha prime]

nqh nqh nqh kak sa zanimawate da 4etete tolkowa goelmi ne6ta

[SepulTeraHead]

Ами като са смешни си струва....

[Sw1tched]

nqh nqh nqh kak sa zanimawate da 4etete tolkowa goelmi ne6ta

доста яки майтапи стават от дълги и протежни диалози с неочакван край..що да не хвърля око..за предпочитане е отколкото да разглеждам аватара ти колкото един екран

[alpha prime]

доста яки майтапи стават от дълги и протежни диалози с неочакван край..що да не хвърля око..за предпочитане е отколкото да разглеждам аватара ти колкото един екран 

haha twa mi be6e podpis ... a i nowiq po mi dopada

[illblood]

hehhehheheh izrodksi DJ :] heehhe

[Crafter]

MH! MH=MOTORHEAD! M H=MACHINE HEAD!

Някой ще ми преразкаже ли интервюта в един ред?

[SepulTeraHead]

= MACHINE HEAD

[Crafter]

= MOTORHEAD

[Sw1tched]

= MACHINE HEAD

axaxaxa lol! Върнах се на тая тема щото се сетих за майтапа с dj-я