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Нека да споделя целия телефонен разговор за тези които не искат да си купят албума:
""Hello"
"Yeah, ah Joe there"
"This is Joe"
"Yeah Joe I'm a call up about the leads"
"The Leads?"
"Yeah you got an ad in the paper"
"yeah"
"You want someone to play leads, for your, for your metal band?"
"ah, yeah"
"You want singing leads?, guitar leads? what all kind of weed leaves, I got all
kind of leads, What you need?"
"Umm, Ahh Guitar Leads"
"Guitar Leads, Ah I can do that, I got some turntables we can do that, Why dont
you tell me a little bit about your band"
"ok, um, I dont think you'd fit the bil"l
"Why dont I fit the bill?"
"Um"
"You aint even ever heard me play, and y'all motherfuckers say I dont even fit
the bill, Hold up Joe"
"Yeah Joe Listen here, man what the fuck, Ima come down and play some leads for
your metal band"
"You dont even know where I'm at"
"Well hold up 'G' just turn a motherfucker away from callin' up your ad saying
'You dont fit the bill' Whats Up with that?"
"Because my friends wouldnt ah want ya in the band"
"Your friends dont want me in the band, Why is that?"
"Hold up go on and say it, you got an ad right here saying you want a
motherfucka black band"
"Its not, its black like evil and darkness"
"I can be evil and darkness....Hold up, want me to kick some rhymes for ya?
"Motherfuckin devil come down on your street, Gonna kick your
fuckin ass, gonna stab you in your fuckin neck, Joe, Now what would you think
about that? I can play some motherfucking leads too and Scratch and
_____________- Ill scratch your motherfuckin eye out Joe, with my fuckin, like
a long god damn fingernail too, Ill scratch your motherfuckin eye out"
"What did you call me for?"
"I called about the motherfuckin leads, you got an ad here in the paper, you
want a black metal band, I a serious musician, I got equipment
I got all that fucking shit, I got a van, Ima put them equipments in"
"Well"
"Im an evil motherfucker, Im an evil motherfucker, Joe, You know that?
"Really?"
"Yeah, Fuck yeah, I done shot a motherfucker, thats evil, know what im saying?
I bet you aint shot shit, shot your motherfuckin
load in your hand Joe, Im an evil motherfucker Joe"
"What kind of bands do you go see and hang around?"
" I dont hang around no motherfuckin bands, fuck all of them, im the
motherfuckin best"
"You dont go out to see any of the local bands at all?
"I heard that fucking Mushroomhead and all that Bullshit, thats Bullshit"
"I dont listen to Mushroomhead, I listen to Black Metal Bands
like.....'....Dark Thrown Mayhem....' Stuff like that"
"Yead thats evil, thats cool, yeah you talkin about, Im down with the Devil
Joe, Down with the motherfuckin devil Joe, he got his
tail in my hand right now Joe"
"Alright"
"He's gonna have a horn right up your motherfuckin ass in about a minute"
"Why"
"Cause your Fuckin with me Joe"
"How am I fucking with you?"
"First you tell me you dont, your dudes dont want me in the band, and then you
dont even give me no reason, you say you dont want me
in the band, saying I Aint Evil, You dont know motherfuckin evil, Joe, Records
aint evil Joe"
"What isnt evil"
"Your records aint motherfuckin evil, I's evil, They call me the evil
motherfucker where I come from"
"Where are you from?"
"Im from the eastside, You ever been to my neighborhood? Ill show you
motherfuckin evil, why dont you come down, bring your boys with ya
too, Ill show you motherfuckin evil"
"where"
"East 72nd Saint Clair"
"I dont hang around that kind of area"
"Ya, Damn right you dont hang around that motherfucking area, You know why you
dont hand around that area? Cause the evil motherfuckers
around that area, Joe and you just a punk,You Punk Bitch Joe"
"Im a White Boy"
"Ya, I can tell you a white boy, You a White Punk boy, What the fuck you doin
putin an ad up for a black band if you motherfuckers white"
"Well havent you ever about Black, A style of music known as Black Metal"
"Yeah, Ive heard of black metal, yeah, yeah, yeah its been done a million
motherfuckin times before"
"When it says black it dont have nothing to do with black peoplev
"Right, Why the fuck you trying to throw them out the game, you dont want know
chocolate in your vanilla whats up?"
"Its not the same, Its not the same black., Nothing to do with black people,
Black as in Darkness and Evil"
"Yeah, Yeah, Evil and Darkness Joe, Like Im saying, 'Motherfuckin devil comin
down on your ass, Motherfuckin devil gonna stab you in your
fucking neck joe, You understand what im saying?"
"Hes on my side"
"Yeah, he on my side Joe, I Shot Motherfuckers, You Shot Motherfuckers Joe?"
"No because ah, I lived in a Suburb"
"You Lived in a Suburb, um hum"
"Yeah, As an only Child"
"You Lived in a Suburb, Mom and Dad boughts it all for you aint they? See you
talkin about and all this stuff, you know what Joe, fuck you
Your Band Sucks."

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