Случайни глупости, ...излейте си душата... Опции

[alpha prime]

ако знае; колко ми пука
номера е че не разбрах как е разбрал кой е бил

[SepulTeraHead]

US military pondered love not war

The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.

Other weapons that never saw the light of day include one to make soldiers obvious by their bad breath.

The US defence department considered various non-lethal chemicals meant to disrupt enemy discipline and morale.

The 1994 plans were for a six-year project costing $7.5m, but they were never pursued.

The US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals".

The plans were obtained under the US Freedom of Information by the Sunshine Project, a group which monitors research into chemical and biological weapons.

'Who? Me?'

The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

Scientists also reportedly considered a "sting me/attack me" chemical weapon to attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats towards enemy troops.

A substance to make the skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight was also pondered.

Another idea was to develop a chemical causing "severe and lasting halitosis", so that enemy forces would be obvious even when they tried to blend in with civilians.

In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks.

Indeed, a "Who? Me?" device had been under consideration since 1945, the government papers say.

However, researchers concluded that the premise for such a device was fatally flawed because "people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive, since they smell it on a regular basis".

Captain Dan McSweeney of the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate at the Pentagon said the defence department receives "literally hundreds" of project ideas, but that "none of the systems described in that [1994] proposal have been developed".

He told the BBC: "It's important to point out that only those proposals which are deemed appropriate, based on stringent human effects, legal, and international treaty reviews are considered fordevelopment or acquisition."

" The Soviet Red Army once trained dogs to destroy enemy tanks. The dogs were trained to associate the underside of tanks with food and were fitted with a 26lb explosive device strapped to their backs. Once the dogs crawled under the tanks, the device was triggered and exploded destroying the tank (and of course the dog). Unfortunately this didn't always work as planned as the dogs were trained using Soviet tanks so were more likely to run under these than the German tanks. As many as 25 German tanks were put out of action this way during the battles for Stalingrad and Kursk. "

"It was a crazy way to win World War II in the Pacific-- All the United States had to do was to attach small incendiary bombs to millions of bats and release them over Japan's major cities. As the bats went to roost, a million fires would flare up in remote crannies of the wood and paper buildings common throughout Japan. When their cities were reduced to ashes, the Japanese would surely capitulate... The plan made sense to a handful of eccentric promoters and researchers, who convinced top military brass and even President Roosevelt to back the scheme."

The bats ended up burning down the US base where they were trained. The use of dogs are suicide bombers was actually seen as a morale killer for Soviet troops. But given how desperate the situation had become during the siege of Stalingrad, anything was possible.

Тия които не чаткат английски да го духат.

[ivomag]

Какво ще кажете за една случка,случила ми се на мен и едим мой приятел?Та пием си ние двамата с него едно много яко червено винце,пием си и слушаме the Doors!И по едно време на приятела ми му се додрайфа!То хубаво,но няма каде понеже сме в нас,а родителите ми са в другата стая!Та решава той да драйфа в рукава на блузата си!И така,но по едно време майка ми идва при нас и той решава да си ходи!Хубаво,но като тругва забравил вече за гадоста в рукава,той посяга към бравата и познайте!Голям гаф стана!И до днес си се смееме на него!

[alpha prime]

хаха ... как p2 разархивира зип файл 700 мб
... много дълго

[Svetyl]

Big Brother swyrshi.....

[Lethe]

преди малко на магия изпуснах една двойка по история ,а така хубаво се оформям за 6
оправих и двойките по физкултура...

а сега ще готвя

[Mort]

Аз пък трябва да решавам задачи по счетоводство с един приятел. Става въпрос за преоценка на ДМА по алтернативния допустим подход по НСС 16 (май)

[AncientWisdom`]

A we da mu se ne vidi nqma da zimam stipendiq sigorno: I(

[abductor]

Ами как да вземаш, като пишеш "сигОрно"

[giggle]

yee fizikata mi e samo problema ,no i da ne go razre6a pak hva6tam stipendiq otivam da go poleq hehe namalka sre6ta na horata ot rs i ot foruma ...

[Sw1tched]

Big Brother swyrshi.....

at last

[alpha prime]

ebati za6to trqbwa6e fates warning da imat koncertw bulgariq da otkriq kolko sa dobri .
dobre 4e pone se usetih nawreme kato za machine head

[alpha prime]

извинявам се за двата поредни поста . нарочно пускам това съобщение отделно
благорадарско на всички отговорили на анкетката за помощта при изготвянето на шибаната ми курсова работа

[_SiegfrieD_]

Big Brother swyrshi.....

at last

Има втори сезон,спокойно
П.С.Трябва да чета "Под игото".То се видя,че няма да се измъкна

[pi4]

Big Brother swyrshi.....

сигурно ще го продължат докагото се гледа от безмозъчните. а безмозъчните се възпроизвеждат непрекъснато-

sorry, i hate that! unendlicher Hass!!!

[SepulTeraHead]

harry potter erotic fiction by jon z.
"my story"
After a hard-days work on the day of the exams harry, ron and hermione felt extreamly tired so they went back to there dorms at once. Hermione felt intimidated by the sweat on harry's face, and harry as well. nevervously harry did not know what to next, each day he was falling more and more for hermione, but did hermione know? he thought of something simple and invited her into the boys dorm, but before he could say anything she invited him. Even if harry wasn't allowed in the girls dorm he felt to anxious to refuse. As he went up, holding hermione's hand, he can feel sweat dripping down from his chin and his legs. he didnt know what to do, but she quickly took control. They started off with a long conversation about school, but little did he know hermione was getting quite horny. Out of nowhere, in the middle of talking about how annoying colin was getting to be, she kissed him, but only a quick peck. Harry returned it, but in a more passionate way. she slowley rolled her tounge around harry's lips and then in his mouth. She was looking so sexy in the empty dark room, in her summer-tight pink shirt, with jeans so tight that you are able to feel the texture of her skin. he leaned her on the bed until she was fully on her back then got into kissing a little more. Harry didnt know what to do until she told him to take off his shirt, but he refused until she took off her pants. So they both did. She was in a sky-blue thong that was so thin that you could see the moisture coming out of her shaved smooth pussy. He took hermiones panies off and it was like he was in heaven. He pushed his thumb against her clit and she yelled out a quiet but meanningful moan. After about 5 min. of fingering her they both took off all there cloths. Harry took out his rock hard british cock and dabbed it on her lips until she opened her mouth. She opened her mouth and pushed it from cheeck to cheek with her tounge, crookshanks left the room with a whine. After nice oral pleasuring, Harry flipped her over on her knees and spread her legs open. He ate her from side to side until she started to have an orgasm. He didnt want her to cum yet and she didnt want him to cum, or in zacks case, not come at all. he fucked her condom free and she moaned so loud. Her smooth skin and her face so horny. her clit was so pink and she was shaved that you would mistaken her for a pedoliciouse girl. after hours of long and hard fucking they both came as she was riding his cock. one last moan and they fell to the bed side by side. this was the best day at hogwarts that they both have ever had. That is until hagrid came in and shoved his missive-barrell sized cock into hermione until she bled to death, but for harry it was a dream come true » by JonZ2687 on Dec 18, 2003 at 06:43 PM

LMFAO!

[alpha prime]

ебати днес предадох тъпата анкета ... утре ще чета леркция а дори не знам как да започна темата

ебати как може да реша да излизам и точно тпогава си пусна някви яки хави и ся никъде не ми се ходи

[Nightmare]

Събота се очертава да бъде изключителен ден!!!
Ще подаря на майка ми и на баща ми една вечер в изискан хотел, а аз ще си направя страхотен купон без времево ограничение!!

[SepulTeraHead]

...Та Събота сме към Варна, а?

[Crafter]

Събота се очертава да бъде изключителен ден!!!
Ще подаря на майка ми и на баща ми една вечер в изискан хотел, а аз ще си направя страхотен купон без времево ограничение!!

Яко! Колко часа и къде се чакаме?

[Nightmare]

Абсолютно!!! С огромно удоволствие ви приемам!
Колкото повече - толкова по-добре.

И все пак сериозно - поканени сте. Всеки с път към Варна, нека дойде, нека се почерпи за мое здраве на мой разноски.

[Mort]

изискан хотел

В кой хотел, ако не е тайна?

[Crafter]

Абсолютно!!! С огромно удоволствие ви приемам!
Колкото повече - толкова по-добре.

И все пак сериозно - поканени сте. Всеки с път към Варна, нека дойде, нека се почерпи за мое здраве на мой разноски.

С огромно удоволствие бих дошъл, но определено няма да мога

[Sw1tched]

С огромно удоволствие ви приемам!
Колкото повече - толкова по-добре.

..ще можеш ли цялата група наведнъж да я ...приемеш хехех. Абе карай вместо да идваме всички ела ти на концерта, вярно сряда е ама какво да се прави.

[Feanor`]

Днеска си направих царски за контролното по биология, понеже ме мързеше да уча! Хайде порицайте ме

[````````]

Тая седмица правихме всеки ден контролно. Само днес пропуснахме. Мога да ви разкажа за едно нелепо събитие по немски. Даскалката ни е много яка, Нищо не правим по немски за разлика от руснаците, които много учат... Дори не ни изпитват.госпожата пише оценки на участие на тъпите упражнения. Правим точно 2 контролни за цялата година. И във втроник беше първото - класното за първия срок. Тя ни пуска преди края на звънеца да си въврим така че и идея си нямаме кой има преди нас. Оказва се че са 10 д, които също са правили класно(като нашето) и една дето не я познавам отваря тетрадката си и ми показва изреченията за превод насред коридора и госпожата я вижда. След като заблуденото момиченце твърдеше че госпожата не се е усетила даде изреченията на прителката си от моя клас. И така лявата редица си написаха изреченията. По време на контролното най дясната редица преписа дословно от момичето което сяда до мен.( Мария, с нея сядаме в средната редица) в следсвтие на тези две неща госпожата се разбесня,.. и в четвъртък правихме ново класно... шибано, а?

*сори за фермана ама нямаше как по кратко да обясня цялаа нелепост и глупост на съученичките си и тая от 10 д, която само да ми дойде...))

[Svetyl]

Нищо не правим по немски за разлика от руснаците, които много учат...

HAAHA, absurd NE uchim wyobshte:)

[_SiegfrieD_]

Свършихме с класните и си изкарах 5-цата по математика за срока без никакво учене.Доволна съм

[pixie]

are vs kato sa po4nali da se oplakvat i da se hvalqt s klasni da si kaja i az:))
imam 5.18 na klasnoto po angliiski!!!!!!!!!

I TO BEZ DA PREPI6A!
tva mi e absoliutniq rekord za sega:))
me=smart!

[Peter]

Ебаси!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! СВЪРШИ МИ СЕСИЯТА!!! Преди малко минах Математика 1 с петица!!! Е сега почва дивата фиеста