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[pa®tci]

On Sunday June the 3, 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese—strawberries. We had lunch. Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her. On the pretense of taking her to a party. You said yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out. When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wildflowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them. When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down the stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mamma. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick — bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms. Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her tho I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.

Albert! Was worse than any fish in the sea!


Aз обаче си имам друг любимец:

Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
Jeffrey's Stirring Up Some
Chocolate For You
Oompa Loompa Doompity Dee
He Worked At The
Ambrosia Chocolate Factory
What Would You
Bet Jeffrey Guzzled Down Meat
Eating A Bunch Of The
Fellas He'd Meet
If Jeff Was A Cat
And Men Were The Rats
What Do You Think
Will Come Of That
I Don't Like The Look Of It

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dah
Jeffrey Loved Eating
Men From Gay Bars
And He Lived In Happiness Too
Like The Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
Doopity Doo

[ViolentBeauty]

Отивам на изпит по "Техника на външнотърговската дейност", да стискате палци, ей

[SepulTeraHead]

On Sunday June the 3, 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese—strawberries. We had lunch. Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her. On the pretense of taking her to a party. You said yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out. When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wildflowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them. When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down the stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mamma. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick — bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms. Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her tho I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.

Albert! Was worse than any fish in the sea!

Частта от писмото, която си пропуснал е далеч по-противна, според мен. Тва дето обяснява в китай как са си яли децата и месарниците са били пълни с сушащи се крака на момиченца и момченца.

[Svetyl]

Да си студент е просто... изморително. Дано скоро прокарам нет и във Велико Търново...

[beyondtheblack]

On Sunday June the 3, 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese—strawberries. We had lunch. Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her. On the pretense of taking her to a party. You said yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out. When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wildflowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them. When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down the stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mamma. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick — bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms. Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her tho I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.

Albert! Was worse than any fish in the sea!


Aз обаче си имам друг любимец:

Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
Jeffrey's Stirring Up Some
Chocolate For You
Oompa Loompa Doompity Dee
He Worked At The
Ambrosia Chocolate Factory
What Would You
Bet Jeffrey Guzzled Down Meat
Eating A Bunch Of The
Fellas He'd Meet
If Jeff Was A Cat
And Men Were The Rats
What Do You Think
Will Come Of That
I Don't Like The Look Of It

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dah
Jeffrey Loved Eating
Men From Gay Bars
And He Lived In Happiness Too
Like The Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
Doopity Doo

О, аз доста се поколебах между Албърт и Джефри! Надделя следното: при смъртта на Албърт намират в таза му десетки игли, които периодично си е забивал и изглежда са стояли там с години...

Да не забравяме и Чекатило.

[SepulTeraHead]

^ Заради иглите елктрическия стол е дал на късо и е трябвало да го пържат втори път. Badass!

[Revenant]

Отивам на изпит по "Техника на външнотърговската дейност", да стискате палци, ей

Каракашева?

[pa®tci]

^ Заради иглите елктрическия стол е дал на късо и е трябвало да го пържат втори път. Badass!

Всъщносст, това са "градски легенди"

[Arq]

друг изрод пък е Едуард Геин, който е по-известен като "Гробаря" той си колекционира части от човешкото тяло...разни лица, черепи, тела и прочие...а този, който смятат някой че е за Нобелова награда се нарича Джефри Дамър. Той е избивал негри-хомосексуалисти...абеееееееее още много има, но за тях по-нататък...

[scion_of_storm]

I hear stories from the chamber
Christ was born into a manger
And like some ragged stranger
He died upon the cross
Might I say, it seems so fitting in its way
He was a carpenter by trade
Or at least that's what I'm told

And the mercy seat is waiting...

[Arq]

ок никой не пише тука...еми аз пък цял ден мързелувам. Абе вчера май видях шефа(Ицо) на Лъвов мост...обади се шефе ако съм те видяла...

[Aglarana]

В последно време наистина трябва да се уточнява кой, че станаха много шефове и шефки

[beyondtheblack]

а бой де

[pa®tci]

Аххх, как замириса на кифтенца от кухнятаааа...

... Той е избивал негри-хомосексуалисти...

Всъщност, ПРЕДИМНО цветнокожи (вкл. и някой и друг дръпнат); абе човека си е имал апетит, то какво друго, като по цял ден се бъхташ в тая шоколадова фабрика - хем не мож' се наядеш като хората, хем онъз ти работа не ще да се прибере в гащичи

Този коментар е бил редактиран от parcaleste на Oct 14 2007, 08:23 PM

[Arq]

^^тая кака ли ще ме бие? искам блиндинка...

[Braindead]

Аз пак да се оплача за тежката петъчна вечер...никакви текили вече!!!

[pa®tci]

Затова ли си си вкъщи в неделя

[eternal_eyes]

Хехе,от петък чак до ся ли те държа,бе 8-D

[Braindead]

Хаха, то текилите само да бяха криви, преди това бира с джинец и гледай човек как става безсмъртен...докато не се събуди тоталния кривак на следващия ден!

А то и Савой Труп беше...злеее!

А то туй е щото попаднах на колеги пиеници, те са виновни!

[pa®tci]

Стига, че ш'си помислат че сме пили заедно wе!

[scion_of_storm]

Домашна погача и бобееееееееец

Бтв, в този форум се чувствам като у дома си нещо

[prayer4eto]

^ Лошава е работата, значи - пристрастил си се, при това си в последна фаза

[scion_of_storm]

Е не, не съм пристрастен... аз... не пиша често, рядко се случва. Имам два зли братя близнаци, затова

Троен шизо съм, бтв, да не се чудите

[pa®tci]

[prayer4eto]

^

Боже, опази!
Всичките кошмари наведнъж се струпаха ...
Ми сега как ще заспя ... ?

[Arq]

^^въй иоу ду дис ту ми?

[Battle Magic]

^^^

[Aglarana]

Хаха...вие пък, аз днес мернах нещо ужасно странно - чалга клип, в който мадамата пее, а до нея свирят някакви метъли с тениска на Сепултура единия, всички с дълги коси, кубинки!Имаше и сола в цялото изпълнение .И беше балада, а те яко размотаваха косите. Страшно беше

[Battle Magic]

Хаха, да , и аз съм го гледал, ужассссссс е

[Aglarana]

Ама те са няколко такива вече, спорно е кой какво е гледал