Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, Това метъл ли е? Опции

[SepulTeraHead]

Аз обаче мисля почти същото за хевито...
ХАХАХА!

Peace...

[FuckMeJesus]

abe hora, sprete se ve4e!

[Warrior Of Ice]

Че ние се спряхме бе, FuckMeJesus... нали трябва бъзик да става!

[Sw1tched]

hmm, spored men neogranichenostta e ogranichena....kwo kazah

[Metanoia]

Пък според мен ограничеността е неограничена ако ме разбирате вярно...

[bobz]

Ski'ite se'a - iasno e, 4e neoto se suzdade kato stil za da izbiaga ot vsi4ki tia kli6eta, koito heavy-to kove6e mnoooogo godini nared i tui kato oba4e i neo-to zakova iako kli6eta horata po4naha pak da se vru6tat kum heavy-to, normalno e! E az vse pak mislia da izsledvam i malko po-drugi teritorii osven neo-to i heavy-to, no puk vie na t'va taka ili ina4e shte kajete, 4e e neo, abe dreme mi s dve dumi:)

[t0xIc]

BOBZ:SHTE IZBQGAM LI OT TEEEEEEEEEB
haha

[xskacorex]

Тая тема стана златна... Нека всеки да я прочете!

[FuckMeJesus]

da be verno, kakvo 4udo se zaformi...

[bobz]

tOxIc, abe az iskah da se vidim tam, nali kaza po-rano, 4e shte hodish, triabvashe da se obadish zmei:))) Shte izbiagam li...aaaaaaaaaaaa...
He he, btw dnes razbrah, 4e KariZma sa gi zameriali s iaitza i domati v Smolian, zashtoto zakusniali s na4aloto na kontzerta im tam. Bili obiaveni za 16:00 4asa, a po4nali v...21:30 (ili 20:30) i ne izkarali i edna pesen 6toto horata tam gi podhvanali baia iako sus zarzavata!!!

[t0xIc]

am Bobz az bqh na 3 metra ot tebe hehe ama to4no kato te vidqh ne bqh v prili4no sustoqnie
ina4e az i na joro 6tqh da se obajdam ama minah samo sus Bohata 6toto o6te predi koncerta se zasqkoh s nego
aa da i s 4efo i stanimir ot Good Food si polafih tam
6tqh da ti predloja malko snimki ama tiq na Fyeld ,Acidust i Oh ne sa izlezli nakraq zaradi osvetlenieto:(
s edna duma samo na po purvite grupi sa izlezli snimki

[bobz]

A nishto:) Sledvashtia put 6te izleznat:) I sega kakvo - ne mojem da doidem v Dobri4, zashtoto niama klub? Eba ti koftito, no shte se opitame pone do Varna da mrudnem. Ako ima klub v Dobri4 svirkai:)

[SepulTeraHead]

He he, btw dnes razbrah, 4e KariZma sa gi zameriali s iaitza i domati v Smolian, zashtoto zakusniali s na4aloto na kontzerta im tam. Bili obiaveni za 16:00 4asa, a po4nali v...21:30 (ili 20:30) i ne izkarali i edna pesen 6toto horata tam gi podhvanali baia iako sus zarzavata!!!

LMFAO!

[t0xIc]

hah bobz mi to ima edin deto dj e Dj teddy georgio hahahah

ina4e mda ve4e go nqma rok klub4eto

[xskacorex]

LMFAO!

?!?!

[SepulTeraHead]

LMFAO = Laugh My Fuckin' Ass Off

[Warrior Of Ice]

Поствам нещо, което да ви поразвесели... Не го взимайте насериозно.


76 RULES OF NU METAL

1. Must have spikey hair with frosted tips.

2. Must rap.

3. Must whine when not rapping.

4. Must tell people that you're real metal because you listen to Korn and Limp Bizkit.

5. All your lyrics must be about suicide, how shitty your life is and it must be angry.

6. Everyone who has long hair is a hippie and gay.

7. Iron Maiden are not metal, they're "gay 70's/80's @#%$".

8. Korn are the gods of metal.

9. Manson rules in your book, even though he's shock rock.

10. Must wear baggy ass pants that cover your feet so you can trip over them on stage.

11. If you don't have spikey hair, but rather dreads instead, you fuckin' rule!

12. Must tell people that not only are you "metal" but you're gothic as well.

13. Must insult your fans everytime you're on stage.

14. Must insult your band members everytime you're on stage.

15. Must think every band not on MTV or K-Rock, sucks.

16. Must only be popular in the U.S. any place else would be uncivilized.

17. Must praise MTV for giving your shitty band a chance to rake in the dough.

18. Must buy a full length nu metal album just for the one hit wonder. Disregard all other songs.

19. You are only allowed to play 2 chords. Anything higher then 2 means you're too talented for the band.

20. If you don't hop up and down on stage, you suck.

21. When a new trend breaks in and you don't change, you're band is washed up and has always sucked.

22. If your favorite band is no longer popular, you must turn your back on them and make fun of them every chance you get.

23. Must make fun of every band that was popular in the past because they're no longer cool.

24. If you just recently got into In Flames, you're fuckin' bad ass.

25. Must think you're satanic, even though you don't own a satanic bible.

26. Korn's album "Life is Peachy" is so fuckin' satanic.

27. Must like at least one Britney Spears song, and the only reason you like it is because the music video was "gully".

28. When doing an interview you must talk really low, say "like" a lot, and at the same time, talk as if you were raised in the ghetto, even though you're a white boy who lived in a mansion growing up.

29. Must say you love your fans, but the second they download one of your songs off the internet, you tear them a new @#%$, because even though you have millions of dollars, your money's more important.

30. Only start a band for the money, not for the love of the music.

31. Metallica are your heroes.

32. Fat John Davis from Korn is hot and sexy.

33. Fred Durst is bad ass because he mentions his band name in every fuckin' song, but if a band like, Manowar does it, it's not cool.

34. Must worship Slipknot.

35. You must think Slipknot are the greatest "metal" band on the planet, even if they do suck.

36. Static-X are death metal because they toured with Morbid Angel. You're not allowed to like them anymore.

37. One hit wonders, Drowning Pool are cool and the lead singer isn't really dead. He's just chillin'.

38. Must like at least one emo punk song. If you don't, you're a loser.

39. MTV is the greatest channel ever.

40. Carson Daly is cool.

41. That fat bald guy on MTV is soooooo metal and you worship his fatness.

42. There's no such thing as the underground.

43. Nu metal is the only metal in existence.

44. Korn's "Shoots and Ladder's" makes you cry.

45. "Shoots and Ladder's" is a power ballad that sooooo rules.

46. WWE Forceable Entry is the greatest "metal" comp. in the world.

47. Must only watch the Resident Evil movie for the music, @#%$ the games, @#%$ the story.

48. Life's a bitch.

49. Must like Rage Against the Machine.

50. Must hate society, the government and the media, but want to be played all over MTV to make a lot of money and play big ass concerts in arena's.

51. Any music before 2001 is old.

52. I Know What You Did Last Summer and all 3 Scream movies are the best "horror" movies out there.

53. Who's Jason Voorhees?

54. You gotta like at least one rap album.

55. You hated, Ozzy Osbourne 5 years ago, but now that the Ozzfest has a band list of nu metal, he's your idol.

56. Must rip off every single "riff" from, Korn and Limp Bizkit, combine them and claim they're yours.

57. If you don't like Pantera, you're not a bad ass and you're soooo gay.

58. Pantera were never glam, got it?

59. Black metal scares you.

60. Death metal scares you.

61. Power metal makes you fear sharp objects.

62. Glam Rock makes you cream your pants because they sing about parties and sex, but is still "gay 80's @#%$".

63. Must get into, Quiet Riot because, Manson let them play at a party of his.

64. "Faith" was written by Fred Durst.

65. You're gay.

66. Anything loud is metal.

67. Must think people fear you, yet in reality, they are laughing at you.

68. Must drink beer just too look cool and then cry when you throw up.

69. Heh, heh, 69.

70. Must wanna @#%$ Britney Spears and then steal one of "her" songs.

71. The more you curse, the more bad ass you are.

72. The more you talk about how shitty life is, the cooler you are.

73. Linkin Park are so talented.

74. Staind are cool because they bitch about things. Bitching is cool.

75. Manowar are not the loudest band in the world, Korn are because they're popular and cool.

76. And last but not least, you must be voted the #1 greatest "metal" band of all time in Hit Parader magazine because you had one, ONE, hit and you're extremely bad ass and heavy


Настоящото го измъкнах навремето от някакъв западен форум. Наред с безумията има и верни неща, не мислите ли?

[SepulTeraHead]

Чел съм поне 10 такива. И то различни. Преди извстно време имаше и едно в Нов Ритъм....

[bobz]

Ha ha, veselo, no polovinata me domurzia da gi 4eta. iskam da otbeleja, 4e to4kata za Britney Spears e iaka - neia vseki triabva da ia mine, ako me pitate:) Koi sus zloba, koi s lubov...

[SepulTeraHead]

76. And last but not least, you must be voted the #1 greatest "metal" band of all time in Hit Parader magazine because you had one, ONE, hit and you're extremely bad ass and heavy

Спомняма си преди известно време, точно беше излязал Toxicity на System Of A Down, и някви хлапета ги бяха обявили за най-добрата метъл група на всички времена. Много се дразнех... Позьорчета некви...

[Sw1tched]

нещо против Soad??

[SepulTeraHead]

Ами... да! Дразня се когато поредната еднодневка стане "най-великата метъл банда" за един ден само защото някви тъпи хлапета са видяли Chop Suey по Mtv....
Отначало ме кефеха, ама сега просто не мога да ги гледам. Много са тъпи. А и проповядват разни работи с които не съм съгласен. Особенно ги намразих около войната в Ирак.

[Sw1tched]

защо да са еднодневка, защото имат успех?

Много са тъпи?..много добър аргумент...

Те имат право да проповядват каквото си искат!Това че не си съгласен не значи че те са тъпи.

ПС. Купих си Артерия на диск, оригинален...Разбивачка..само Янко да пееше малко по-добре..

[SepulTeraHead]

защо да са еднодневка, защото имат успех?

Защото след 10 години никой няма да ги помни. То дори и в момента на никой почти не му пука за тях. Аз очаквам следващия им албум да не постигне и половината от успеха на Toxicity. Така де. Ще видим, но аз така мисля.

Много са тъпи?..много добър аргумент...

Аз съм по-умен!

Те имат право да проповядват каквото си искат!Това че не си съгласен не значи че те са тъпи.

Мразя всякакви групи които проповядват леви идеи. Затова и не слушам Rage Aginst The Machine. Само пеят гадните Американци какви са империалисти, а в същото време живеят в Америка, печелят милиони долари, и така нататък.

ПС. Купих си Артерия на диск, оригинален...Разбивачка..само Янко да пееше малко по-добре..

Аз си го купих на касета като излезна. Много е як. Anymore е ебати убииствената песен. Само едно парче имаше което е откровенна чалга. И пеенето не е на нижното ново. Но тук бих казал че проблема е на записването в студио. Един добър продуцент може да направи така че и най некъдърния вокал да звучи прилично поне на албума.

[t0xIc]

tva za pri4inite i neometal-a e tupo 6toto toq deto go e pisal si li4i 4e si nqma i predstava ot istinski Neo ami ot MTv ednodnevkite i the Usual Suspects KoRn i Slipknot
ina4e ima6e bazici verno:P

[SepulTeraHead]

Абе тва е бъзик. Не е задължително да вярно..

[Warrior Of Ice]

Така де... това е за развлечение!

[t0xIc]

e da de ama to4no tva imah predvid
ne e zabavo 6toto polovinata ne6ta sa super izmisleni
no ima verni ne6ta

[bobz]

Kakvo? Slipknot ne e neo-metal? SepulTera vi go kaza napravo - neo metal e i iskam da vi kaja samo, 4e v tova niama nishto losho, moje da e po-perverzno, moje da ima trash zaemki, no nai-ve4e si ima vsi4ko, koeto mu e nujno za da e oka4estven kato neo-metal.
Oba4e drugoto, koeto iskam da vmetna e, 4e iako burkate zashto se kazva na neo-metala - metal. Zna4i kato izliazoha Korn, horata vuobshte ne znaeha kak da gi nari4at, daje i po spisaniata - imam Metal Hammer-i, Total Guitar i t.n. do '98 godina i nikude ne pisheshe neo-metal - za purvi put go vidiah v Maximum Guitar v broi ot liatoto na '98 i ot tazi godina vsushtnost po4na da nabira populiarnost - t.e. sled izlizaneto na $3 dollar bill y'all na Limp Bizkit. Ina4e dotogava se nalagashe da obrazovam mnogo hora, 4e Korn ne sa HARD CORE!!! Zashtoto to4no tova si i misleha - s dve dumi nai-nakraia jurnalistite mu nameriha tzakata, kato izmisliha neo-metal:) V interview za www.korn.com prez '98-a - Jonathan kaza, 4e ne iska da mu vikat vuobshte metal, zashtoto ne e. Taka 4e dragi dami i gospoda vijdate sami, 4e tova e izmislitza pak na dragite jurnalisti, koiato, razbira se, kompaniata na Linikin Park s goliamo udovolstvie e pregurnala za da moje da prodava, no pak, molia vi - ne pri4isliavaite Linkin Park kum neo-metal - zashtoto e pop-metal i vuobshte zabravete za tiah! Slipknot, Korn, Static-X, za men i Soulfly, purvia Limp Bizkit, Deftones - tova e litzeto na neo-metal - (po4ti) vsi4ki drugi sa kopira4i - Staind, Papa Roach, 3 Doors Down i t.n...

[Warrior Of Ice]

Да, малко неща са по-страшни от некомпетентен журналист, тръгнал да поучава масите... Още по-лошо е, когато му повярват.