Най-лошите и абсурдни ревюта на албуми, които сте чели Опции

[abydos]

Това би трябвало да е интересна тема, ако се развие и има потенциал да е доста забавна .
Споделете най-лошите ревюта, на които сте попадали. Обикновено най-забавни са такива за албуми, които са доказали влиянието и качеството си през годините. Ще започна аз с ревю на един от най-любимите ми албуми Terria на канадския музикален психопат Devin Townsend.
Предлагам на пост да не се пускат по повече от 2 ревюта, за да не се затлачи темата. Нека и покоментираме и да се посмеем на тези ревюта и хората, които са ги писали . По възможност дайте и линк към ревюто.

This music describes the best what is a monolithic electric guitar! I have never heard a more monolithic electric rhythmic guitar than on this record: that's completely ridiculous! This brutal guitar is so distorted and polluted with tons of useless effects that it takes all the available room! As if it was not enough, the musician seems to take a huge pleasure to exaggeratedly sustain each note, a painful torment for the ears! The rhythmic guitar is COMPLETELY unmelodious. The lead vocals are just simply too angry and aggressive for me. When the lead vocals are more mellow, they amazingly remind me David Gilmour and James LaBrie. There are some good acoustic guitar parts. There are some unconvincing TV or radio sounds, a much worse copy of Roger Waters' effects: they seem too coarsely produced. You can hear some whales-like sounds. There are some rare good passages, so that, globally, this record is not worth a complete listen. The only track that retained more my attention is "Deep peace", starting with an imitation of David Gilmour's voice; an Oldfield-esque guitar solo then begins, followed by an Hillage-esque one, featuring his spacy ambience from the "Green" album; then, it changes to a VERY modest & much slower attempt to emulate the symphonic Yngwie Malmsteen himself. This VERY rebel music is probably perfect for the young people who like disturbing moods.

Rating: 1.5 star

Source: http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=61487

За много години!

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do i smell bull-sh&t.. cuz this is bullsh*t?
(Rated this album with 2 out of 10)
Reviewed by Frank from ss

this album is the worst ever becuase...
there aren't any guitar solos, the bass is unhearable, there are no good lyrics, and every song has been played on mtv and radios for billions of times
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(Average Rating: 9.62 out of 10)

Eh... poor metalica
(Rated this album with 6 out of 10)
Reviewed by Adam Relenko from Kennesaw, Georgia United States

Little talent then, less talent now. The story of metalica.

To be fair, they did have a nice thing going for awhile, over a decade of little competition is pretty impressive. But then like most things, another band comes along and makes them irrelevent.

If not for more impressive bands like Otep, I would say that Metalica is still one of the best, but after listening to these improved bands, matalica is like a lost child cring for its mommy that abandoned him ages ago.

I gave them an extra star for being the first. But that has more to do with chance than talent.