Мечти, Имате ли мечти?!:) Опции

[Nightwish]

Стоя си тук и си мисля , че всеки човек има мечти, или поне има нещо , което иска да направи в своя живот. Чудех се дали да създам такава тема...дали ще има интерес към нея и въпреки усещането, че ще има хора, на които няма да им допадне това, я помествам:) Може да се окаже, че има хора с близки, сродни, еднакви мечти, които могат да се постараят да реализират заедно:)

Моите мечти са:
1. Искам да ме приемат специалност Археология , и то в Софийски университет..
2. Искам да успея в живота си
3. Искам да отида на концерт на Nightwish и да ги видя тук на родната земя:) Това е една от най - огромните ми мечти..дано се реализира, ах, колко много го искам
...и още много други по - малки мечти, които след осъществяването на големите , ще се реализират сами:)

А вашите мечти?! мечтаете ли?!

Извинявам се предварително ако някога е помествана тази тема..надявам се не се повтарям...

[Slash]

If My Penis Had Wings


If my penis had wings, oh would it fly. It would dart across town so that even if you had seen impressive things in your life, you might stop and say, “I have never seen anything quite so impressive as that winged penis.”

Oh, my penis would be flying alright. It would be darting and daring and dashing. It would dispsey-doodle. It would flip over and fly upside down. In short, it would do all the cool things Maverick did in Top Gun. People would grow to admire my penis’ antics. People would think, “Strange though it may seem, that flying penis makes me feel safe. It makes no sense, that winged penis, but it is somehow necessary.”

Would my penis become a super hero of sorts? Of course, not. It might be a showman, again, a la Maverick in Top Gun, but my penis would not be saving anyone’s life.
Maybe if another penis had wings it could play that role, but that’s not what my penis would be about. In most ways it would just be a regular old penis that happened to have taken to the air. It would be spectacular yes, but it wouldn’t be anyone’s savior.

Might my penis make appearances on late night talk shows? Sure.

And the ladies? What would they think of my winged penis? I suspect they’d be extremely pleased and that it would not be uncommon for them to phone me at odd hours to inquire as to the whereabouts of my penis.

That is, most woman.

You, of course, would not be so amused if my penis had wings. You would worry that it would start following you. Let’s be clear about one thing: If my penis had wings, it would have better things to do than circle your house over and over, waiting until your new lover left so it could dive-bomb his windshield and scare the crap out of him.