Зодии, Вярвате ли в това? Опции

[Nightwish]

Виждам, че има много потребители, които се вълнуват от зодиите..какво мислите за зодиите? Наблюденията Ви върху тях - дали всички хора от дадена зодия притежават сходни черти в характера си?

Сега сте Вие

[SepulTeraHead]

Aries
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. Time to look for a new job. You should be able to find work as a surgical assistant. And stop worrying so much! Everyone else lies about their background, too.
Love Forcast:
If you join Vertigo Lovers International, you'll get good tips on where the tall buildings are.
Overall View:
You lack confidence and are a general dipshit. Adolph Hitler was an Aries, too. People think of you as an asshole.

Taurus
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You will wake up with a nasty crick in your neck on your birthday, combined with a periodic twinge in your back. Everyone who sees you will be left with the impression that you are being either aloof or spastic (or both). Also, you will spill soup on your best shirt.
Love Forcast:
You'll find love, understanding, and good corned beef in the Reuben Sandwich Lovers Support Group.
Overall View:
You are nothing but a goddamed communist. People think of you as a pain in the ass.

Gemini
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Someone will tell you that you "run funny". Just ignore them. (And be very glad they didn't see you throwing a baseball.)
Love Forcast:
Put a little zip in your daily life; hang out at the Wheelbarrow Racers Society of Nebraska Track and Clubhouse.
Overall View:
Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. People think you should be a used car salesman.

Cancer
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. You will come up with a theory about people - that you can learn a lot about them, simply by removing the first letter of their name.
Love Forcast:
You'll have a great time with the new lovers you make at the Crepes and Crabmeat Breakfast Club. If I were you, I'd avoid Alice.
Overall View:
Everyone in prison is a Cancer. People think of you as being worse than their in-laws.

Leo
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. A big spider will be waiting for you in the dark, chuckling its evil spider chuckle, and rubbing it's hairy legs together in a chitinously evil way. Fortunately for you, someone else will come by before you, and will squish it without a second thought.
Love Forcast:
Join up with the Fireball Spitters Society of North America and let the good times begin
Overall View:
Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex. People think of you as a PRIMA DONNA.

Virgo
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. You will find solace, and it won't look at all like you expected.
Love Forcast:
You'll be amazed at how much fun you'll have performing when you join the Heavenly Hiccups, a Barbershop Sextet.
Overall View:
Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. People think of you as no-life geek.

Libro
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Your plans to take over the world move forward to the next stage, soon, right on schedule.
Love Forcast:
You could meet someone special in a class on How to be Stylish and Snooty in Seven Days or Less. What you need now is a hunch-backed henchperson with pale protruding eyes. Fortunately for you, a suitible candidate will soon show up at your door, dressed as a peanut.
Overall View:
Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. People think of you as a fat airhead.

Scorpio
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch.
Love Forcast:
Although you're not much of a joiner, you do enjoy exchanging sexual positions with other keen-minded people such as those you'll meet through the Dr. Alfred Kinsey Fan Club.
Overall View:
Most Scorpios are murdered. People think of you as a whiner.

Sagittarius
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You will decide to go into the swimwear market, and will become famous by making things out of stainless steel.
Love Forcast:
After making love to your neighbor all day, you'll still have time for your new companions at the Samadhi Promotion Society and Pizza Club.
Overall View:
You are a worthless piece of shit. People think of you with a lampshade on your head.

Capricorn
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. You piss your pants at the sight of your shadow. You will decide to change your life by taking up fishing. Unlike the average person, however, you will be "strictly bass". After all, one must have standards.
Love Forcast:
Don't be surprised if the Society of Fair Weather Friends recruits you in their membership drive.
Overall View:
There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. People think of you as a workaholic.

Aquarius
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice and are a pain on the neck. If you can hold secret meetings in darkened rooms, so much the better!
Love Forcast:
You'll find exciting company at Fuse Box Collectors International Winter Convention. If you still haven't made at least 500 new lovers, check out the Organization of Wishful Thinking.
Overall View:
Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. People think of you as a wacko.

Pisces
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded.
Love Forcast:
You were a founding member and now the Pipe Dream Society of Sedona wants you back. While you're visiting their headquarters, join up with the local chapter of the Ghost Town Tourist Guides.
Overall View:
You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. People think of you as a brown-noser.